有趣的英语小笑话 带翻译

　　学习英语可以是一个枯燥的过程，也可以是一个有趣的过程。小编在此献上搞笑的英语笑话，希望对大家有所帮助。

　　英语幽默小笑话：孩子的视角

　　On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today'?"

　　在上学第一天回家的路上，父亲问儿子，“你今天在学校做了什么?”

　　The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

　　小男孩耸耸肩说:“没什么。”

　　Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

　　为了把儿了引到谈话中来，父亲继续着话题，说道:“那么，你学习了任何数字、字母或者也许什么特定的颜色吗7”

　　The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"

　　困惑的孩子看着父亲说:“爸爸，难道你是一个小男孩的时候没有上过学吗?”

　　英语幽默小笑话：上帝失踪了

　　There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house, or if somebody's dog had been painted green, one always knew who the culprits were-the brothers. One day the boys' mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the fear of God in them so that they would mend their ways. The priest asked her to send her sons to him one at a time. When the younger boy came, he made him sit and asked him: "Where is God?" The boy did not answer. The priest asked again, in a louder voice: "Where is God?" The boy remained silent. But when the priest asked the same question for a third time, the boy jumped up and ran away. He went straight to his brother. "We are in big trouble!" he gasped. "What's wrong'?" asked the older boy, warily, wondering which of their sins had caught up with them. "God is missing," said the youngster, "and they think we have something to do with it!"

　　有两兄弟总是搞恶作剧。如果有人被锁在自己的房子里，或者谁家的狗被漆成了绿色，人们总知道谁是罪魁祸首—兄弟俩。一天，男孩的母亲请牧师和她的儿子们谈谈，让他们对上帝感到敬畏，以便他们能改善他们的行为。牧师叫她把两兄弟一个一个地送过来。年幼一些的孩子过来了，牧师让他坐下，问他:“上帝在哪里?”男孩没有回答。牧师又问，这次声音更大了:“上帝在哪里?”男孩仍然保持沉默。当牧师第三次问同样的问题时，男孩跳起来跑走了。他直奔向他的哥哥。“我们有大麻烦了!”他喘着气说。“你怎么了?”年长的男孩谨慎地问，想知道到底因为他们做的哪件坏事人们要逮捕他俩。“上帝不见了，”弟弟说，“他们认为这事和我们有关!”

　　英语幽默小笑话：老师与学生之间的对话

　　(1)Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's.

　　老师:这篇有关狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。

　　Pupil: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.

　　学生:是的，先生，这是同一只狗。

　　(2)Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

　　教师:我想要你们告诉我你们能想出的最长的句子。

　　Pupil: Life imprisonment!

　　学生:终身监禁。

　　(3)Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

　　教师:为什么早期的历史被称为黑暗时代?

　　Pupil: Because there were so many knights!

　　学生:因为那时有许多骑士!

　　(4)Teacher: What is the Great Depression?

　　教师:什么是大萧条?

　　Pupil: When you get a bad report card.

　　学生:当你拿到不好的成绩单时。

　　(5)Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　老师:1809年发生了什么重大事件?

　　Pupil: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　学生:亚伯拉罕·林肯出生了。

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　老师:正确。1812发生了什么重大事件?

　　Pupil: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　学生:亚伯拉罕·林肯过他的第三个生日。

　　(6)Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can sec what you had for breakfast this morning.

　　老师:沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我可以看出你今天早餐吃了什么。

　　Pupil: What was it?

　　学生:那是什么?

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　老师:鸡蛋。

　　Pupil:Wrong, sir. That was yesterday.

　　学生:错了，先生。那是昨天的。

　　(7)Teacher: Why are you late?

　　老师:你为什么迟到?

　　Pupil: Because of a sign down the road.

　　学生:因为路上的一个牌子。

　　Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

　　老师:牌子和你迟到有什么关系?

　　Pupil: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

　　学生:牌子写着，“前方学校——慢行!”