英语幽默小笑话

　　学习英语可以是一个枯燥的过程，也可以是一个有趣的过程。小编在此献上搞笑的英语笑话，希望对大家有所帮助。

　　英语幽默小笑话：半价票

　　"How much is the movie ticket?"

　　“电影票多少钱一张?”

　　"Ten dollars, kid."

　　“10美元，孩子。”

　　"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

　　“我只有5美元。请让我进去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”

　　英语幽默小笑话：考试不及格

　　Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

　　妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?

　　Kid: Because of absence.

　　孩子:因为缺考。

　　Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

　　妈妈：你的意思是考试那天你没去?

　　Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

　　孩子:不是，是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。

　　英语幽默小笑话：惩罚

　　A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

　　小女孩从学校回到家，对妈妈说：“妈妈，今天在学校我因为没做过的事受到了惩罚。”

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　妈妈惊叫着说：“那太糟糕了!我要去和你的老师谈一谈这件事。顺便问一下，你没做过什么?”

　　The little girl replied, "My homework"

　　小女孩回答说：“家庭作业。”

　　英语幽默小笑话：《思想者》

　　Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.

　　两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》

　　"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.

　　“你猜他在想什么”其中一个问道。

　　"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.

　　“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一个回答说。