少儿英语幽默笑话大全
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英语笑话一
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us.简短儿童英语小笑话简短儿童英语小笑话 Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟 老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? 学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
英语笑话二
The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.
邻居经常借我家的打气筒。
One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"
有一天,4岁的女儿突然告诉我说:“爸爸,我们的打气筒里面的气用完了怎么办?
英语笑话三
"Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"
“妈妈,小狗为什么要喝水沟里的水?”
"Because it's thirsty."
“因为它渴了。”
"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"
“噢,我知道了,是小狗没有钱买可乐!”
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