英语经典搞笑笑话6篇

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　　英语经典搞笑笑话：

　　There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring.

　　The husband put down his newspaper and said, Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them.

　　妻子告诉丈夫说：昨天晚上我梦见你给我买了一件裘皮大衣和一个钻石戒指。

　　丈夫放下手中的报纸说：好啊!今晚再睡着时，你就穿戴上它们吧。

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：

　　前台小姐：hello.你好

　　老外：hi.嗨 前台小姐：you have what thing?你有什么事?

　　老外：can you speak english?你能讲英语吗?

　　前台小姐：if i not speak english, i am speaking what? 如果我讲的不是英语，那是什么?

　　老外：can anybody else speak english? 有没有其它人会讲英语?

　　前台小姐：you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go! 你自己看看，所有人都在忙，没人有时间，你能等就等，不能等就走!

　　老外：good heavens. anybody here can speak english? 天哪，这里有没有人能讲英语?

　　前台小姐：shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing? 你叫什么叫，安静一点，你来这里有什么事?

　　老外：i want to speak to your head.我想找你们领导

　　前台小姐：head not zai. you tomorrow come! 头不在，你明天来!

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：Paddy

　　There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily.He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays，which he was spending with some relatives in the country.

　　Whilst he was away Paddy's young life was cut short by an unfortunate adventure with a motor.The boy's mother feared he would take the news very hardly on his return;she broke it very gently，therefore，and was rather surprised that the little lad did not seem much perturbed.Later，however，she heard him weeping lustily in his bed.He was inarticulate with grief，but his brother explained that he was cryingabout Paddy.

　　But， said the mother，I told him about it this morning，and he did not seem to mind!

　　The brother explained，yes，but he thought you said Daddy.

　　帕蒂

　　从前有一个小男孩，他得到了一条完全属于他自己的小猎狗。他给小狗取名帕蒂，对它宠爱万分。他要到乡下一些亲戚家去度假，可又不能带上他的宠物，为此他很伤心。

　　他不在家的时候，帕蒂在一次不幸的车祸中失去了年轻的生命。男孩的母亲怕他回家时听到这个消息太难过;因此她相当小心地把这个消息透露给他，而颇为令人惊讶的是小伙子看起来并不怎么在意。可是，后来她听见他在床上哭得死去活来。他伤心得说不出话来，但是他的哥哥解释说他在为帕蒂痛哭。

　　可是，这位母亲说：我今天早晨告诉他了，他好像根本不在乎啊!

　　他哥哥解释说：是的，可他以为你说的是爸爸。

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：I Could Do It Slower

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

　　Dentist: Fifty dollars.

　　Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

　　Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　我可以干得慢一些

　　病人：拔一颗牙收费多少?

　　牙医：50美元。

　　病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元?

　　牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。
英语经典搞笑笑话：The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

　　英语经典搞笑笑话：The Fish Net

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?” 老师发问道。

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。