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  英语笑话短文篇一

  a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:

  候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人,当医生传唤他时,

  "doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"

  他满面愁容的说:“医生,怎么办?我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油!”

  "oh, don't worry! all you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

  医生回答他說:“喔..没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!”

  英语笑话短文篇二

  visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?

  游客:住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康?

  local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.

  乡下佬:是的,先生。我刚到这时,我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。

  visitor: what was the matter with you?

  游客:你怎么了?

  local yokel: nothing---i was born here.

  乡下佬:没什么——我就出生在这个地方。

  英语笑话短文篇三

  after his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: horse saddle and bridle for .

  无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号,读起来成这样了,50元卖马,马鞍和马缰绳。

  inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:horse, saddle and bridle for .

  一个人衷爱的马死了,他打算在报上登则广告如下:50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。

  immediately someone responded to the ad, that's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, what's wrong with your horse?

  马上就有人询问这则广告。这马的价格真是太便宜了,询问者说,马有什么毛病吗?

  well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.

  哦,它是死的,安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。

  
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