英语简短笑话大全爆笑
笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。小编精心收集了短篇英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
短篇英语笑话篇1
the formula for water
水的分子式
teacher: what the chemical formula for water is the?
老师：水的分子式是什么?
blonde: hijklmno!!
花瓶：hijklmno!!
teacher: what are you talking about?
老师：你在说什么?
blonde: yesterday you said its h to o!
花瓶：昨天你不是说h to o吗?
短篇英语笑话篇2
excuse for speeding
赶紧到达那里
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
短篇英语笑话篇3
why is he howling.
他为什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
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