英文笑话带翻译简短
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简短英文笑话带翻译篇一
Could You Hurry It up a little?
你能不能快一点?
A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.
一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。
"Hey, Nancy, look at this.
“嘿，南茜，你过来看看这个。
It's a receipt for a pair of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.
这张是以前皮鞋送修的收据，我忘了去拿回来。
It's eleven years old."
足足有十一年之久了!”
"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," replied the wife.
“那间鞋店不是还在那里吗?”妻子回答。
"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt as if it were nothing unusual."
“为什么不跑一趟，把收据交给他，就当作没事发生一样?"
And that is what the husband did.
先生去了那家鞋店。
Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and poked around a bit,came back to thecounter and said "They'll be ready next Tuesday. "
鞋匠静静地走到后头，东翻西翻了一会儿之后，回到柜台说道：“下星期二才能修好!”
简短英文笑话带翻译篇二
Don't Get Caught!
不要被逮着了!
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd hadany luck.
在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon!"
“今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢!
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?”
"No."
“不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden."
“我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”
"Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."
“哦，那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”
简短英文笑话带翻译篇三
Learning to Share
学习共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave thesmaller piece to his sister.
强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。
"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "
“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说。
"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"
“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢?”
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