英语短笑话
唱歌、笑话是学生乐于参与的形式,遇到教学难点,通过它们来降低难度,减轻学生负担,起到了事半功倍的效果。下面是学习啦小编带来的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
英语小笑话篇一
Prepare Yourself自己做好准备
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school.Prepare Pop."
校园里流传着这样的故事:一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着:“妈妈—我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除了。让爸爸做好准备。”
Two days later he received a response:"Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”
两天以后，他收到了回电:“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”
英语小笑话篇二
Professor And The Deaf Mute独特的考试形式人
州立教授给学生判分是有名的好好先生，他每门课的成绩只根据两次考试的结果，而考试内容全在课本里。由于这样的名声在外，每学期都有一大批学生不怎么来上课，或者根本不来上课只有考试的时候才露下面。有一学期，差不多有一半的学生直到考试连一堂课都没来听过。考第一场那天，学生们坐在那儿，一位助教发了卷子并解释说:“教授病了，我来监考。”打开卷子，只有一道题。题目列出了20幅教师的照片，要求是，在教这门课的教授的照片上划圈。
A professor was known for being a generous marker. The grades he gave for one of his courses were based solely on two exams，and the stuff on the exams was covered entirely in the textbook. As word of the course spread，each term there was a large group of students who turned up infrequently，or not at all，just showing up for the exams. Finally, it got so bad that one term，about half of the students never turned up at all until the exams. On the day of first exam，the students sat down and a graduate assistant handed out the papers， explaining，"The professor is ill，so I’II be taking the exams.”When they opened the booklet，the students discovered just one question. It listed twenty grainy staff photos，and the instructions read，"Circle the picture of the professor who teaches this course.”
英语小笑话篇三
The Reason For Not没去钓鱼的奇论
Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well，I was going to fishing，but my dad wouldn’t let me，"said Johnny.
一天早上，小约翰星期天到学校上学时迟到了，老师想知道是怎么回事。
“I should think not，”replied the teacher."And did your father explain why you should not go fishing on this day2”
“是这样的，我本来要去钓鱼的，但爸爸不让我去。”约翰尼说。
“Oh yeah，”said Johnny.“He said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
“我想今天你爸爸也不会让你钓鱼的，”老师答道。“不过，他向你解释原因了呜?”
“解释了，”约翰尼说，“他说鱼饵不够我们两个人的。”
英语小笑话篇四
Should Not Be Punished不受处罚
A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”
一个中学生问老师，一个人该不该为他没做过的事而受罚。
"Good，”said the boy.“I haven’t done my homework.”
老师说:“当然不应该。”
“太好了!”男孩说，“我没做家庭作业。”
英语小笑话篇五
Applied Psychology应用心理学
After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”
"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”
一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?”
"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”
年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来，同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。”
"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
“是吗?”肯恩哼了一声，“他们错了，给你5镑。”
"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”
“谢谢，”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上。”
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