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  笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,幽默的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一个人,成为大家茶余饭后的调味剂。小编精心收集了儿童英语小笑话小故事,供大家欣赏学习!

  儿童英语小笑话小故事篇1

  A new student who was absent from class because of a long illness met his teacher in the streetand went to greet him: “I’m so glad to see you here, I have missed your classes for so long.”

  “That’s exactly what all the graduates say to me.” The teacher said with pride.

  误解

  一位因病而长时间缺课的学生在街上见到了老师,向他打招呼说:“在这儿见到您真高兴,我有很长时间没上您的课了。”

  “所有的毕业生都这么说。”教师自豪地说。

  儿童英语小笑话小故事篇2

  A girl who wanted to terminate her friendship with her boy firend said to him: “Sorry, we don’tseem to have anything in common to continue our friendship.” “But we do have one thing incommon. We speak the same language, don’t we?” the boy replied in a puzzle.

  共同语言

  一位姑娘想中断同男朋友的关系,对他说:“对不起,我们之间似乎没有任何共同点,无法继续维持我们之间的关系。” “但有一点是共同的,我们讲同一种语言,不是吗?”男的不解地回答道。

  儿童英语小笑话小故事篇3

  Here is a dialogue between Robert and his mistress.

  Mistress: “In your case, I think, you could have married a much better wife both in appearanceand in intelligence.”

  Robert: “That being the case, I wouldn’t have come here to meet you.”

  对话

  这是罗伯特与他的情妇之间的对话。

  情人:“按你的条件,你完全可以有一位才貌双全的妻子”

  罗伯特:“如果是这样的话,我就不来这与你幽会了。

  儿童英语小笑话小故事篇4

  After a snowstrom had closed all the schools, the teacher asked an eight-year-old boy if he hadused his extra time constructively.

  "Yes, ma'am." he replied, "I prayed for more snow."

  我祈祷多下点雪

  学校因一场暴风雪而关门停课。过后老师问一个8岁男孩是不是积极的利用了空闲的时间。

  “是的老师,”他答道,“我祈祷多下点雪。”

  
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