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初中英语小笑话演讲稿

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  初中英语小笑话演讲稿:社会工作者

  Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.

  有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。

  They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,

  他们听到从后巷传来的求救呻吟声和很小的哭喊声。

  they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.

  他们发现有一个意识不清的人躺在血泊之中。

  "Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.

  他在恳求说:“救救我吧,我被人行凶抢劫,还遭到恶意痛打一顿。”

  The two social workers turned and walked away .

  这两名社会工作者转身离去。

  One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."

  其中一位向她的同事说:“你知道吧,于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。”

  初中英语小笑话演讲稿:断指

  A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .

  有名年轻女子去看医生,怨忿地说着她的病痛。

  "Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.

  医生问她:“你哪里痛?”

  "You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,

  女子说:“你一定要帮帮我,我全身痛。”

  "What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."

  医生问说:“什么意思呀,全身?讲更明确一点吧”

  The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,

  这名女子用她的指碰触右膝,痛得直叫;

  "Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,

  “哎唷,那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊,又痛得直叫:

  "Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,

  “哎呀,那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂,她哭喊说:

  "Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.

  “哎呀,连那里也好痛呀。”

  The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger."

  医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿,然后把诊断结果告诉她:“你的手指断了啦。”

  初中英语小笑话演讲稿:Silly Doctor

  蠢医生

  A man went to see his doctor

  有一名男子去看他的医生,

  because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

  因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。

  His doctor prescribed some pills,

  他的医生开了一些药丸 ,

  but they didn't help.

  但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。

  On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

  他笫二次去的时候,医生给他打针,

  but that didn't do any good.

  但是那也没什么效。

  On his third visit the doctor told the man,

  他第三次去的时候 ,医生告诉这名男子:

  "Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."

  “回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开,然后站在通风处。”

  "But doc,"protested the patient,

  这名病人抗议说:“但是医生,

  "if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

  如果我那么做的话,我就会得到肺炎呀。”

  "I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

  医生说:“我知道啦,别担心啦,我会治疗肺炎啦。”

  
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