爆笑小学生英文小笑话大全
前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。学习啦小编整理了爆笑小学生英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!
爆笑小学生英文小笑话篇一
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
一个女孩爬到圣诞老人的膝盖上，圣诞老人例行公事的问：“今年圣诞节你想要什么呢?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
孩子瞪大眼睛惊讶的望着圣诞老人一分钟都没讲话，然后喘着气说到：“你没收到我的电子邮件吗?(我想要什么都写上面了，万能的圣诞老人咋能不知道捏)”
爆笑小学生英文小笑话篇二
Entering Heaven 进天堂
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
三名男子都死于平安夜，而后分别在天堂之门被圣彼得召见。
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
圣彼得说：“因为这个神圣的节日，你们每个人都必须有象征圣诞节的物品才能进入天堂”。
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
第一名男子从他得口袋里掏出了个打火机，他打燃打火机说：“它代表蜡烛”。于是圣彼得就让他进入了天堂。
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
第二个男子从口袋里掏出一串钥匙，他把钥匙在手里摇了摇说：“它们是铃铛”圣诞老人也让他上了天堂。
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses.
第三个男子绝望的在口袋里掏了半天，最后掏出了一副女人的眼镜。
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
圣彼得挑了挑眉，看向这个男的，说：“你倒是说说这玩意儿代表什么?”
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
男士答到：“她们是卡罗尔的”(最后的carol's，我看了好久才发现s前有个'，我还说眼镜跟圣诞颂歌有半毛钱关系?)
小编注：看懂了没?carol's和carols同音，carol在这里是一个女士的名字，carols是圣诞颂歌，所以第三个男的借用同音字说了个圣诞的象征。
爆笑小学生英文小笑话篇三
A Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
圣诞节来了，一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后，说到：“她不是想要辆四驱车吗”。
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
先生答：“是啊，(可以买到假钻石)，可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢?”
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