关于初一简单的英语笑话
运用唱歌、笑话这种形式进行初中英语教学,能够培养学生学习英语的兴趣,让他们在愉快,轻松的氛围中获得知识。下面是学习啦小编整理的关于初一简单的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于初一简单的英语笑话篇一
小白兔买面包
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有只小白兔来到面包店问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板回答：“抱歉我们没有那么多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遗憾了。”小白兔失望地离开了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又来到那个面包店问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板仍回答：“抱歉我们没有那么多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遗憾了。”小白兔又失望地离开了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然来到那家面包店，问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我们有100个小面包啦!”老板高兴地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦!我买2个，谢谢!”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老板无语了……
关于初一简单的英语笑话篇二
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it wouldappreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"
With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."
以为艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览，他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。
“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。”店主回答。
“先告诉我好消息。”画家要求道。
“好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品，还问它是否会在你死后增。我告诉他会的，然后他买下了你所有的15幅画作。”
“那太棒了!”画家惊叹。“那么什么会是坏消息呢?”
店主想了想之后说：“问那个问题的是你的医生”。
关于初一简单的英语笑话篇三
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"
老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是什么?”。
约翰：“你想它是什么呢”?
老师：“我不用想，我知道!”。
约翰：“我想我不知道”。
关于初一简单的英语笑话篇四
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(__教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢?”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’
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