搞笑版英语脑筋急转弯

　　英语脑筋急转弯里也有搞笑版的哦。下面就让学习啦小编带大家去看一下吧。

　　1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)

　　Silence. (沉默)

　　2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)

　　No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)

　　3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降?)

　　Your age. (你的年龄)

　　4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?)

　　He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)

　　5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)

　　Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

　　6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?)

　　It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)

　　7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)

　　The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

　　8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么?)

　　A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)

　　9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?)

　　They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)

　　10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)

　　Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)

　　11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么?)

　　Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot，潜水艇)

　　14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)

　　The river bank。(河岸。)

　　15. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月?)

　　March。(行军。)

　　1 what animal has no wings yet will fly?

　　2 there are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.

　　there are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.

　　there are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.

　　how many ducks are there?

　　3 where can a dog get another tail?

　　4 why the pig is always eating?

　　5 what is the longest word in the world?

　　6 why the dogs afaid t sunbath?

　　7 why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?

　　8 why does time fly?

　　答案：

　　1Caterpillar 毛虫

　　原因：因为等它变成了一只蝴蝶以后，就会飞了。

　　2Four两排，每排两个

　　3At a retail store(在零售商店)

　　4He's making a hog of himself. 它想成为一只肉猪

　　5SmilesBecause there's a mile between the letter 's'. 微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

　　6Because dogs do not want to be hot dogs.因为它们不想成为热狗

　　They make a little food go a long way. 因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。

　　8To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人