英语小笑话

　　笑一笑，十年少。愁一愁，白了头。大家一直在学英语，难免有些枯燥，下面是小编为您收集整理的英语小笑话，希望大家开心!

　　它咬人吗

　　Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

　　"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.

　　"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

　　“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

　　“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

　　两颗心脏在跳动

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

　　Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

　　Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

　　护士：手术后你感觉怎样?

　　病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

　　护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。

　　生日

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什么时候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。