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英语幽默短笑话1
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.
兰登作了一次不成功的朗诵。教授有点不悦，对他说道:“兰登，你在这门课上好像进步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亚历山大大帝在你这个年龄可已经征服了半个世界。”
"Yes，”said Landon，"he couldn’t help it，for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”
“是啊，”兰登说，“他没法不那样。教授先生，您回想一下史实，亚历山大大帝有亚里士多德做他的老师。”
英语单词解析：
recitation
n.[U][C]背诵，朗诵，当众吟诵
nettle
vt.惹怒,使恼火
ambition
n.[U][C]雄心，抱负;野心
conquer
vt.&vi.得胜，胜利;攻克，攻取
英语幽默短笑话2
Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.
我们的老师正在给我们介绍现在某些学校使用的一种新的记忆训练系统。
“It works like this，”she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name of a poet-Robert Burns，for instance.”She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns.“Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman，a bobby in flames. See? Bobby Burns!”
“这个系统是这样的，”她说。“假定你要记住一个诗人的名字一一例如，要记住罗伯特·彭斯的名字。”她告诉我们把他当作博比·彭斯。“让你的脑海里闪现出一个伦敦警察的形象，燃烧着的警察。明白吗?警察燃烧!”
“I see what you mean，”said the class know it all.“But how can you tell that it's not Robert Browning?”
“我明白你的意思，”班上的万事通说。“但是你怎么能说那就不是罗伯特·布朗宁呢?”
英语单词解析：
poet
n.诗人
bobby
n.[C][英][口]警察
英语幽默短笑话3
35. Greek
35.希腊语
Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well.
戴先生是英格兰北部一个大城市里的中学教师。在暑假期间他通常到法国或德国去度几周的假，他的法语和德语都讲得相当好。
But one year Mr. Day said to one of his friends，“I’m going to have a holiday in Athens.But I don't speak Greek, so I'll go to evening classes and have Greek lessons for a month before I go.”
然而有一年，戴先生对他的一位朋友说:“我准备上雅典去度假。可是我不会讲希腊语，所以去雅典前刻名先去夜校进修一个月的希腊语课程。”
He studied very hard for a month，and then his holidays began and he went to Greece.
他很用功地学了一个月后，他的假期也接着开始了，于是他就去了希腊。
When he came back a few weeks later，his friend said to him，“Did you have any trouble with your Greek when you were in Athens，Dick?"
几周后，他回来了，他的朋友问他说:“迪克，你在雅典时，铡尔的希腊语有没有遇到困难?”
"No，I didn’t have any trouble with it,"answered Mr. Day.“But the Greeks did!”
戴先生回答说:“没有，我的希腊语用来得心应手，倒是那些希腊人遇到了麻烦。”
英语单词解析：
Athens
n.雅典(希腊首都)
Greece
n.希腊
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