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关于圣诞节的英语搞笑对话

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  圣诞节英语搞笑对话

  
1.What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

  Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)!

  绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么?

  母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐)

  2.What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?

  Your teeth!

  把什么放进圣诞大餐上最好。

  你的牙齿。

  3.Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?

  So you can say "Merry Crispness"!

  为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐?

  因为你就可以说“吃得快乐”

  4.Knock Knock.

  Who's there?

  Mary.

  Mary who?

  Mary Christmas!

  咚咚咚。

  谁呀

  玛丽

  哪个Mary?

  5.A definition of Christmas:The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.

  圣诞节的定义:人人都为圣诞老人疯狂。

  What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?

  My POP is bigger than yours!

  一个圣诞节爆竹会对另一个圣诞节爆竹说什么?

  我的爆炸声比你的爆炸声大

  6.What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

  The letter "Y"!

  圣诞节Christmas Day最后的是什么?

  字母Y

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