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幽默英语对话

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  “哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面学习啦小编为大家带来幽默英语对话,希望大家喜欢!

  幽默英语对话1

  A: You really like my stupid jokes?

  B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.

  A: Yes, well such jokes aren’t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.

  A: 你真的喜欢我讲的这些愚蠢的笑话吗?

  B: 是的,它们都快让我肚皮笑破了!你还真能装,板着个脸,我是过了一会儿才领悟你的笑话的。

  A: 讲俏皮话的人自己先笑了,就没意思了。我爸可会讲笑话了,有的时候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白过来。

  幽默英语对话2

  Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

  老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了。

  Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

  老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?

  Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

  彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

  Teacher: What?Eyelids?

  老师:什么?眼皮?

  Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

  彼得:是的,老师。因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。

  幽默英语对话3

  Mom: Honey, mother needs a perch.

  亲爱的,妈妈需要一个歇脚的地方。

  Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

  妈?我们年纪差不大啊。妈,你看起来真美。

  Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.

  不要再拍我马屁了,你这个小个子。我还没答应要把我女儿送出去呢。挪开去,我需要一个地方先把我的喷嚏送出去。

  Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.

  等一下。用我这个特制袋。不要浪费了你的喷嚏。

  Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.

  阿切!不好意思通常没那么大声的。

  Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.

  没关系。可以把那个袋子给我吗?我想带回实验室。

  Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?

  你在开玩笑吗?不。你这个怪人,你想对我的喷嚏做什么?你不是那个《科学怪人》吧?

  Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.

  虽然我想, 我觉得他的试验都很酷. 放松, 妈.研究喷嚏,是我的工作.

  Mom: Sneeze?

  喷嚏?

  Jack: Jesus! Help, Rose. Your Mom passed out. OMG.

  天哪! 救命,罗思.妈晕过去了。天哪!

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