趣味经典英语笑话

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是学习啦小编为大家带来趣味经典英语笑话，希望大家喜欢!

　　趣味经典英语笑话：为什么

　　A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,

　　“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候，看见一名男子躺在坟墓上，

　　sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

　　大声哭泣，并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地说：

　　"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.

　　"你为什么一定要死?哦，为什么?为什么?为什么?”

　　"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,

　　墓园管理员安慰他说“心爱的人死去是个很难受的损失，

　　"but someday,the pain will pass."

　　但是终有一天，伤痛会过去的。”

　　"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.

　　这位哭泣的男子抬起头看着他说：“心爱的人?

　　" I didn't even know the guy."

　　我根本不认识这个人。…

　　"Then why all the tears? "

　　"那为什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"

　　"He was my wife's first husband!"

　　"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”

　　趣味经典英语笑话：工作中的面试

　　Reaching the end of a job interview ,

　　到了工作面试的最后部分，

　　the personnel recruitment officer asken a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge,

　　人事招聘主管问一位刚从剑桥 桥毕业的年轻工程师：

　　" And what starting salary were you looking for?"

　　“你想要起薪多少呢 ?”

　　The engineer said,"In the neighborhood of 0,000 a year,depending on the benefits package ."

　　工程师说 ：“太约一年十四万左右吧，要视整体福利而定。”

　　The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,

　　面试主管说：“嗯，五个礼拜的假期，

　　14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,

　　十四天带薪假，全额补助医疗和看牙科，

　　company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary ,

　　百分之五十薪资的公司相对退休基金，

　　and a company car leased every 2 years ,say,a red sports Mercedes? "

　　每两年公司租用配车，比如说，红色的奔驰跑车，你觉得怎幺样呀?”

　　The engineer sat up straight and said ,

　　工程师挺直坐着说：

　　"Wow!Are you kidding?"

　　“哇!你在开玩笑吧?”

　　And the interviewer replied,"Yeah,but you started it."

　　面试主管回答说 ：“对呀。不过是你起头的呀。”

　　趣味经典英语笑话：决不放弃

　　A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.

　　有一位政府机关员工在档案柜里面发现一盏老旧的铜制油灯。

　　When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.

　　当他把它的灰尘除去的时候。有一个精灵出现了 ，并且同意他三个愿望。

　　"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"

　　他告诉精灵 “我现在马上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”

　　he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .

　　砰!一瓶啤酒出现了。

　　Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."

　　这个人接着说：“我想要到一个岛上， 被甘心乐意的美女围绕着。”

　　Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.

　　砰!他到了一个岛上，被美女纠缠着对他献殷勤。

　　Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.

　　这家伙想着啊，这才是生活呀。

　　"I wish I never had to work again."

　　“我希望我永远都不必再工作。”

　　And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!

　　砰!他回到他在政府机关的 办公桌前。