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有关父亲的经典英语趣味笑话

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  在日常繁忙的生活中,也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是学习啦小编为大家带来有关父亲的经典英语趣味笑话,希望大家喜欢!

  有关父亲的经典英语趣味笑话:死去的海鸥

  A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son Bob ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

  一位父亲带着孩子在沙滩玩。四岁的儿子鲍伯跑向他,抓着他的手领他到岸边,在沙滩上发现一只死去的海鸥。

  "Daddy, what happened to him?" Bob asked.

  “爸爸,他怎么了?”鲍伯问。

  "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

  “他死了并去了天堂。”爸爸回答道。

  Bob thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

  鲍伯想了一分钟后问:“上帝又把它扔回来了吗?”

  有关父亲的经典英语趣味笑话:穷困潦倒的传教士

  After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

  礼拜后男孩问牧师:“我长大后会给你一些钱。”

  "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

  “好啊,谢谢你。”牧师回答道:“不过为什么?”

  "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

  “因为我爸爸说你是我们见过的最穷的传教士之一。”

  有关父亲的经典英语趣味笑话:父子间的信

  Dear Dad,

  亲爱的爸爸,

  School is really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard. With all my stuff, I simply can't think of anything I need, so if you would like, you can just send me a card, as I would love to hear from you.

  学校很棒。我交了很多朋友,学习也很努力。我东西很全,想不出缺什么,所以如果你愿意的话可以给我寄明信片,我喜欢收到你的消息。

   Love,

   爱你的,

Your son

   儿子

  The Reply:

  回复:

  Dear Son,

  亲爱的儿子,

  I know that astronomy, economics, and oceanography are enough to keep even an honor student busy. Do no forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task, and you can never study enough.

  我知道天文学、经济学和海洋学这么多学科连模范生都忙不过来。不要忘记追求知识是一件严肃的事情,学无止境。

   Dad

   爸爸

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