爆笑英语故事五则

　　在繁忙的生活中，也要偶尔放松自己的心情。下面学习啦小编为大家带来幽默爆笑英语故事五则，欢迎大家阅读!

　　幽默爆笑英语故事：我还多一个

　　I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said，"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."

　　我被叫到经理办公室，经理问我为什么在报告中出了个错。“先生，”我说:“你必须了解，我有四个白痴下属.”

　　He looked up from his desk-and said，"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”

　　经理抬起头看了看我说:“你已经够幸运的了，我有五个呢!”

　　幽默爆笑英语故事：借口

　　Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake，I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned，two tarts had disappeared, and the note had been altered to read:"Think metric.”

　　我丈夫有个习惯，凡是我烧烤的东西，他都要认真检查清点。一次，我做了12个馅饼。临走，我在旁边留了个条子，“已数好—一打.”等我回来时，我发现少了两个饼，而且条子上多了一行字:“按公制法计算。”

　　幽默爆笑英语故事：成熟的年龄

　　When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”

　　我曾祖父百岁的时侯，一位记者问他感受如何。“很好，”曾祖父说:“事实上，我现在的活动范围要比一百年前大多了。”

　　幽默爆笑英语故事：忠告

　　My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

　　手术后，我父亲的健康状况有所下降，但他的幽默感却依然如故。

　　"Teddy,"the doctor told him，"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

　　“泰德，”医生对父亲说:“你知道，你可不能像以前那样工作了。”

　　" Well，doctor,"said my father，"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to，you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

　　“大夫，”我父亲说:“如果我不能像以前那样工作，你也不能像以前那样向我索价了。”

　　幽默爆笑英语故事：直言不讳

　　My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee，he came across the question，“What year and model dishwasher did you're place?"He wrote:"Wife—Age 24".

　　我丈夫在我生日那天给我买了台全自动洗碗机。在填写保修单叶，他看到里面有一项是:“你替换的旧洗碗机是哪年生产的，什么型号?”我丈夫写道:“妻子—24岁”。