让人爆笑的英语笑话
学习英语可能很累了吗，没关系，小编今天给大家分享一下英语的笑话，有时间可以来看看哦，希望能让你一笑哦
英语笑话一则
For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
喂狗
一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。
”先生，什么事?“服务生问。
”我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉，“父亲说，”能给我们一个袋子吗?我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。“
”啊呀，爸爸!“儿子激动地叫喊着。”咱家养狗了吗?“
英语笑话二则
Who do you think you are?
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”
“I am the driver.” he said.
你以为你是谁?
公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。
“车上太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁?”
“我是司机!”他说。
英语笑话三则
Jenny's papa bought her a pair of new trousers, but it couldn't be worn as it shrank in the wash. Her mother got angry.
詹妮的爸爸给她新买了一条裤子，但刚一下水就缩得不能穿了。她的妈妈非常生气。
But Jenny said. "Mama, I can wear it if you have me a bath."
詹妮却说：“妈妈，你给我洗个澡，我就能穿了。”
英语笑话四则
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said three and three were six and then she said two and four were six too.....
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。
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