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外国英语风趣笑话五则

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  外国英语风趣笑话:胡萝卜

  Patient: You say carrot sight. Is that true?

  患者:“你说过吃胡萝卜对视力有帮助,是真的吗?”

  Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?

  医生:“当然,你见过戴眼镜的兔子吗?”

  外国英语风趣笑话:牛奶新鲜吗

  Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

  顾客:“我怀疑这里的牛奶是否新鲜。”

  Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!

  侍者:“新鲜?三个小时前它还是一堆草呢!”

  外国英语风趣笑话:玩具娃娃

  Bobby: Billy broke my new doll!

  鲍伯:“比利弄坏了我的玩具娃娃。”

  Mum: How did he do that?

  妈妈:“他怎么弄坏的?”

  Bobby: I hit him over the head with it.

  鲍伯:“在我用玩具娃娃打他头的时候。”

  外国英语风趣笑话:火车与汽车

  Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car?

  老师:“为什么火车比汽车快?”

  Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car.

  学生:“因为火车的轮子比汽车多。”

  外国英语风趣笑话:刮脸

  Harry: My big brother shaves every day.

  哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮脸。”

  Henry: My brother shaves fifty times a day.

  亨利:“那有什么,我哥哥每天刮SO次脸。”

  Harry: Is he crazy?

  哈里:“他疯了吗?”

  Henry: No , he' s a barber.

  亨利:“没有,他是一个理发师。”

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