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外国英语风趣笑话四则

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  外国英语风趣笑话:一元钱

  The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"

  老师问汤姆:“今天早上你为什么迟到了?”

  "Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.

  “有个人丢了一块钱。”汤姆回答说。

  "Oh,now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.

  “噢,我知道了,你帮助他找钱了。”老师说。

  "No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.

  “我一直站在那一块钱上,直到所有的人都走了。”汤姆回答说。

  外国英语风趣笑话:洗脸

  Teacher: David,why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

  老师:“戴维,你为什么不洗洗你的脸呢?我都看得出来你今天一早上吃的是什么。”

  David: What was it?

  戴维:“我吃什么了呢?”

  Teacher: Eggs.

  老师:“鸡蛋。”

  David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

  戴维:“不对,老师,那是我昨天吃的。”

  外国英语风趣笑话:伟大的科学家

  Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

  老师:“谁能告诉我有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的一些事情呢?

  Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

  学生:“老师,我可以,他们都死了。”

  外国英语风趣笑话:太快与太慢

  A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.

  一个男人把车开到了每小时130英里的时速。警察把他拦了一下来。

  “Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”

  “对不起,警官,”司机说,“我是不是开得太快了?”

  “No, sir. You were flying too slow.”

  “没有,先生,你只是飞得太慢了。”

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