笑话是实际生活中客观存在的，作为文学式样，它的特征是戏谑、讽刺，其功能是启迪、警示。它渊源流长、值得研究、探讨。学习啦小编整理了50字爆笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

　　50字爆笑英语笑话篇一

　　the new teacher

　　george comes from school on the first of september.

　　george, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　i didn't like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said

　　that two and four were six too.....

　　新老师

　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

　　乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

　　妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

　　50字爆笑英语笑话篇二

　　a physics examination

　　once in a physics examination, nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates

　　were thinking it hard.the question was: when it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then

　　hear the thunderrolls? nick's answer: because our eyes are before ears.

　　一次物理考试

　　在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

　　这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

　　尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

　　50字爆笑英语笑话篇三

　　a lady lost her handbag. it was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. looking in her purse, she commented, "hmmm.... that's funny. when i lost my bag there was a bill in it. now there are twenty class="con">