英语笑话带翻译
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英语笑话带翻译篇1
the effectiveness of advertisement
广告的效力
some businessmen were talking about advertising on tv excitedly. as none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。
一群商人正热烈地讨论在电视上做广告。他们中没有人做过，所以每个人都有自己的想法。
at this moment, mr. grey came by. grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement。
此时，格雷先生进来了。格雷是一个汽车经销商，他曾经做过一次广告。
"what are you talking about?" mr. grey asked。
“你们在讨论什么?”格雷先生问。
"does advertisement work or not?" one of the businessmen asked。
“广告有用不?”其中一位商人问。
"oh, yes, it works very fast," mr. grey said. " i once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of 0."
“噢，有用，而且见效非常快。”格雷先生说，“我曾经发布了一条广告，要招聘一个值班员，报酬是100美金。”
"did you get the dog back?"
“你招聘到人了吗?”
"no, but that very night three of my cars were stolen."
“没，但是那个晚上我的三辆车被偷走了。”
英语笑话带翻译篇2
Keys? Kiss?
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays." The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
中文翻译：
钥匙还是接吻
我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美国生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺子，书本，钢笔等。课进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，我的朋友说：“给我钥匙。”那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他没有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍：“给我钥匙。”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着，他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下。
英语笑话带翻译篇3
a useful lesson
in england nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.
mr. thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，tom，because he was too young. then when tom had his eighteenth birthday， mr.thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.they drank for half an hour， and then mr.thompson said to his son，“now， tom，i want to teach you a useful lesson.you must always be careful not to drink too much. and how do you know when you've had enough? well， i'll tell you.do you see those two lights at the end of the bar? when they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home.”
“but， dad，” said tom，“i can only see one light at the end of the bar.”
有益的教训
在英国，十八岁以下的人不准进酒吧喝酒。
汤普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一个酒吧喝酒，但他从来不带他的儿子汤姆去，因为他年纪太小。后来，当汤姆年满十八岁的时候，汤普森先生第一次带他去他常去的那家酒吧。他们喝了半个小时，而后，汤普森先生对他儿子说：“汤姆，现在我要告诉你一个有益的教训。你必须时时小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝够了呢?好，我来告诉你。你看见酒吧那头有两盏灯吗?当那两盏灯看起来变成四盏的时候，你就喝够了，应该回家了。
“可是，爸爸。”汤姆说：“在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。”
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