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冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。冷笑话不同于一般笑话,它以其独特的制笑机制,能瞬间创造出一种特殊的氛围。学习啦小编整理了短一点爆笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
短一点爆笑英语笑话篇一
one day, tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. he called tim to his desk and said to him, "you got all your homework right this time, tim. what happened? did your father help you?"
一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说：“蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?”
"no, sir. he was too busy last night, so i had to do it all myself," said tim.
“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”
短一点爆笑英语笑话篇二
"no," growled(咆哮) the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. the pair you have aren't worn out."
“不行，”军需官大声说：“你不能领一双新鞋子，你穿着的那双还没有穿破。”
"not worn out," cried the recruit, " why, if i step on a dime i can feel if it's head or tails."
“没穿破，”新兵叫道：“为什么?如果我踩到一个一角硬币，我可以知道踩着的那面是头还是字。”
短一点爆笑英语笑话篇三
mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.
在特里镇，马克.吐温有一次去一位邻居那儿借本书。
"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.
“我可以向您借本书吗?”他礼貌地问道。
"yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.
“当然，非常乐意，”邻居告诉他，
"but i must ask you to read it here. you know i make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."
“但我要求你在这儿读。你知道我有一条规定，那就是决不让一本书拿出我的图书室。 ”
some days later the neighbour wished to borrow twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.
几天后，这位邻人想从吐温那儿借台割草机。
"why, certainly," twain told him, "you're more than welcome to it. but i must ask you to use it here. you know that i make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."
“噢，当然，”吐温告诉他，“非常乐意借给你。但我要你在这儿用。你知道我从来不允许它拿出我的花园。”
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