英语的小笑话短文
笑话不仅是我们生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我们工作学习之余缓解压力、舒缓情绪的重要渠道。学习啦小编整理了英语的小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!
英语的小笑话短文篇一
A Present
凯特的礼物
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀?
Kate: A nice teapot.
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。
英语的小笑话短文篇二
Always Thirsty
总感到口渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
英语的小笑话短文篇三
The Mean Mans Party
吝啬鬼的聚会
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot."
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?”
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