关于动物的英语笑话
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关于动物的英语笑话：
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗?
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”
关于动物的英语笑话：
Why did the little girl take hay to bed?To feed her nightmare.
为什么小女孩带干草去睡觉?为了养活她的噩梦。
Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?Because he felt jumpy.
为什么兔子去看医生?因为他觉得心惊肉跳。
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?They were married in the Spring.
两个臭虫相爱后会发生什么?他们的婚礼是在春天。
Why can't you tell secrets on a farm?Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, the grass whispers and the horses carry tails.
为什么你不能告诉一个农场里的秘密?因为玉米有耳可听的，土豆有眼，草窃窃私语和马有尾巴。
What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?Glass flippers.
灰姑娘穿什么去舞会?玻璃鳍状肢。
What's smarter than a talking horse?A spelling bee.
什么比一个会说话的马更聪明?会拼字的蜂蜜。
What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?Ouch.
鸭下了一个四方形的蛋说什么?哎哟。
When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer?When you're feeding the cat.
什么时候碟里倒牛奶中是正确的服务?当你喂猫。
How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?The elephant has a better memory.
你怎么知道大象和犀牛之间的区别大象有更好的记忆力。
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?Rub it, rub it, rub it.
一只青蛙说什么，洗汽车的窗户的时候?擦了，擦了，擦了。
关于动物的英语笑话：Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees,so that he's on her level,and asks:"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice:"I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
关于动物的英语笑话：A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer,so the deer screamed:" you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我?”
The tiger hesitated,feeling very strange,so he asked the deer:" why can't i eat you?老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你?”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country,so,no matter what you can't eat me !"
鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物,所以,你无论如何也不能吃了我!”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said,laughed and said " haha,then i should really eat you !
老虎听完笑着说：那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked :" why "
鹿说：“为什么?”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said
“因为我是国家一级动物!”老虎得意地说.
