英语笑话带翻译
笑话是幽默的一种形式,玩笑的目的就是逗乐、引人笑。幽默当然不只是笑话,幽默有许多其他的表达形式。学习啦小编整理了简短英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
简短英语笑话带翻译篇一
Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital ofItaly. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capitalof Italy?"
And Julie replied, "Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"
睡前祷告词
朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”
朱莉叶回答说：“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”
简短英语笑话带翻译篇二
机长的录音
This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...
这是你们机长的声音。
I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
请允许我代表全体工作人员，欢迎你们乘坐英国航空公司602号航班从纽约飞往伦敦。
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
我们此时在大西洋上空35,000英尺的高度。
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe thatboth the starboard engines are on fire. "
如果你从飞机的右边向窗外看去，你将会发现右侧的两个引擎都已经起火。
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallenoff.
如果你从左边往外看，你就会看到那边的机翼已经脱落了。
"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with threepeople in it to waving at you.”
如果你俯视下面的大西洋，那么你会看到一艘黄色的救生筏，上面有三个人正在朝你挥手。
That's me, the copilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recording.
那是我、副驾驶员还有我们的一名女乘务员。这是一段录音。
简短英语笑话带翻译篇三
Einstein and God
爱因斯坦与上帝
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asksthe Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einsteinasks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝，他问道：“神啊，一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问：“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问：“能给我一分钱吗?”上帝说：“请等一分钟。”
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