50字英语笑话精选
笑话作为民间俗文学的一种重要体裁,具有深厚的民族文化内涵。小编精心收集了50字英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
50字英语笑话1
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My mother and I returned to my parent's house late one evening to find my father，my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep. Mom had forgotten her house keys，so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car-horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house.
有一天晚上，我和妈妈回来得很晚。我们发现爸爸、上大学的哥哥、十岁的弟弟都睡觉了。可是妈妈却忘记带钥匙了。于是，我们就大声地叫门。先是在前门叫，然后又跑到后门去叫，到旁门叫，都没动静。我们大声地喊爸爸的名字，按汽车喇叭，邻居都被吵醒了，但是家里仍无人回答。
We drove into town and phoned home, waking Steven.When we got back，he let us in. Dad was in bed，snoring，with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off.
没办法，我们只好开车进城，从城里往家打电话，这才叫起了哥哥斯蒂文。回家后，他给我们开了门。爸爸在床上鼾声如雷，电视机开着。妈妈轻轻地把它关上。爸爸立刻醒来。“别关电视，”他说:“我在看呢。”
Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off,"he said. "I'm watching it !"
50字英语笑话2
解决难题
Some friends and I stopped at an ice-cream parlor.where I asked for my favorite，a hot-fudge sundae with chocolate ice cream. But when the waitress brought our orders，I saw that mine had vanilla ice cream. " I ordered chocolate,"I pointed out.
我和一位朋友来到一家冰淇琳店。我要了一个我最喜欢吃的巧克力奶油圣代。当女招待送来我的冰淇淋时，我发现我的冰淇沐是香草的。我说:“我要的是巧克力的。”
The young woman consulted her order pad and responded，"So you did. I'll take it back and get chocolate."
那位年轻的女士查了一下订单回答说:“你确实要的是巧克力的。我把它拿回去，再给你拿一个巧克力的。”
“Never mind，”I said.”I don't like to see anything wasted."
“没关系，”我说:“我不想浪费东西。”
"Nothing is wasted around here!"she insisted.“We eat our mistakes. "
“这儿什么也浪费不了，”女招待坚持说:“我们吃掉自己的错误。”
50字英语笑话3
余音
About to be shipped out on a long tour of duty over-seas，I had called my wife from a coin-operated telephone at an Army camp on the West Coast. As I walked away，the phone rang，and I answered it，expecting to be told of extra charges. "I thought you'd like to know,"the operator said,"that just after you hung up，the woman said,'I love you. "
即将因工作远征出海，我就在西海岸军营地用一个投币电话给我的妻子拨了个电话。我刚要离开，电话铃响了。我估计是让我交超时费，所以只好去接。接话员说:“我想你可能想知道，你刚挂断电话，那个女的就说‘我爱你’。”
50字英语笑话4
他似乎懂了
While I was on a cruise to Mexico，one-of the director's assistants got off the ship for her usual five-mile walk.Bored with the same old scenery，she decided to try another route. Some time later she discovered that she didn't know how to get back to the ship. She,hailed a cab only to find that the driver didn't speak English. Trying to make him understand her needs，she pulled out a postcard of the ship from her, purse and showed it to him. "Si ! Si!"the driver exclaimed，knowingly. Then he took her to the post office.
在我去墨西哥的船上，一位董事的助手下了船，如同以往散步五公里。她已经厌烦了那些旧景，决定走一条新路线。走了一会儿，她发现她找不到回船的路线了。她叫了一辆出租车，却发现那司机不会讲英语。为了让司机明白她的意思，她从钱包里取出了一张印有船的明信片给司机看。那司机叫道:“斯，斯。”好像是明白了。然后，把她送到了邮局。
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