英语笑话80字
笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。小编精心收集了80字英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
80字英语笑话篇1
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar ,and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一个生意人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料马提尼酒。
After he finishes the drink,he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
喝完，那生意人往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后歹让服务员
把杯子满上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
喝完，生意人又往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务生帮他把杯子倒满。
The bartender says,"Look,buddy, I'II bring ya'martinis all night long " but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies，"l'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, l know it's time to go home."
这时酒馆的服务生说话了，“哦，老兄，我整个晚上给你倒马提尼都没有问题，但你得告诉我，你为什么在点下一杯酒前都要往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼呢。” 这位客人回答道，“我看的是我老婆的一张照片。如果照片上的人开始变得好看起来，那就说明我喝得差不多了，该回家了。”
80字英语笑话篇2
There once was a young man who went to his girlfriend's house and said to her father, Sir,may l ask your permission to marry your daughter?"And the father said, "No way. There's no way my daughter is going to marry an actor. That's finall" But the boy begged him, u Please, before you make a final decision, would you at least go to see me perform tonight and then decide ?"So the father said,"OK,fairenough." So that evening the father took his daughter to the theater to see the young man perform, and after the performance, he took his daughter backstage into the young man's dressing room and said, “OK, you can marry my daughter, no problem." The young man was beside himself and so happy that he said, "Yes, sir, but why?"And the father said, “Because you're no actor."
有一个年轻人到他女朋友家，对女友的父亲说：“伯父，请您把女儿嫁给我好吗?”女孩的父亲回答：“不!我女儿绝不能嫁给一个演员，不用再说了!”但是男孩请求他说：“拜托您至少先看了我今晚的表演，再做最后决定好吗?”那位父亲说：“好吧!这要求不过分。”当天晚上，这位父亲就带着女儿去剧院看年轻人的演出。表演结束后，他带女儿到后台的演员化妆室，告诉年轻人说：“没问题，你可以娶我的女儿。”年轻人欣喜若狂地说：“太好了!是什么原因让您同意呢，?”这位父亲回答：“因为你不是当演员的料!”
80字英语笑话篇3
五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gloam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher,eh ?"said
he. "Madam,I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write '1 went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校考师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗?女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。到那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯500遍。”
80字英语笑话篇4
Leading questions
诱导性的提问
Teacher:Billy, What does C-A-T Spell?
老师：比利，C-A-T拼出来是什么词?
Billy：Don't know,sir.
比利：不知道，先生。
Teacher:What does your mother keep to catch mice?
老师：你妈妈用什么逮老鼠?
Billy：Atrap,sir.
比利：捕鼠夹，先生。
Teacher: No. What animal is fond of milk?
老师：不对，不对。什么动物非常喜欢喝牛奶?
Billy：The baby,sir.
比利：婴儿，先生。
Teacher: You stupid! What was it that scratched your sister's face?
老师：你真笨!是什么东西抓破了你妹妹的脸?
Billy：My nails,sir,
比利：我的指甲，先生。
Teacher: You're putting me out of patiencel Do you see that animal in the yard? then tell me,what does C-A-T spell?
老师：你真叫我生气!你看院予里是什么动物7告诉我，C-A-T
拼出来是什么字?
Bilty：Kitton，sir.
比利：Kitten(小猫)，先生。
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