英文小笑话高中作文大全
冷笑话是近年来颇为流行的一种语言现象,主要以机智、幽默著称。学习啦小编整理了高中英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!
高中英文小笑话篇一
a young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. they took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, mom, the toast is burned.
一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子突然开口了：妈妈，面包烤焦了。
you talked! you talked! shouted his mother. i'm so happy! but why has it taked this long?
你说话了!你说话了!他母亲叫了起来。我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?
well, up till now, said the boy, things have been okay.
哦，在这之前，那男孩说，一切都很正常。
高中英文小笑话篇二
it's not my fault
不是我的错
mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.
妈妈(正教训她的女儿)：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's doing the pulling.
女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。
高中英文小笑话篇三
two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
"look," said the elder brother. "how nice these paintings are!"
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”
"yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. where is the father?"
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "obviously he was painting the pictures."
哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
高中英文小笑话篇四
amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。
i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。
but on the following day in came amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。
how on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.
你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。
easy, mum. replied amos, i sold the television!
妈妈，这简单， 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了!
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