有关于英文小笑话大全爆笑

韦彦分享 2017-02-22 09:59:40

　　笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。学习啦小编整理了有关于爆笑英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!

　　有关于爆笑英文小笑话篇一

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city mansaw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eatapples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, butisn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，“我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?”那位农夫回答说，“时间对猪有什么意义?”

　　有关于爆笑英文小笑话篇二

　　A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live inthe United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he askedvarious members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The classwent very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that theywere engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me thekays." The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought thatthe student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shruggedhis shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on bothcheeks.

　　我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美国生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺子，书本，钢笔等。课进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，我的朋友说：“给我钥匙。”那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他没有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍：“给我钥匙。”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着，他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下。