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  笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编精心收集了关于经典英语小笑话,供大家欣赏学习!

  关于经典英语小笑话篇1

  Doctor and Patient

  Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?

  Patient: Two of each.

  Doctor: And how many legs does it have?

  Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?

  医生和病人医生:一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛?病人:都是两个。

  医生:那么它有几条腿呢?病人:我说,医生,难道你从来没有见过猫吗?

  关于经典英语小笑话篇2

  A letter

  The nervous mother was worried because she hadn't heard from her son who was away atboarding school. Eventually, however, she received a letter which read:" Dear Mother: They aremaking us write to our parents. Love, Jack."

  一封信

  一位紧张的母亲特别着急,因为她还没有收到她住寄宿学校的儿子的信。最后,不管怎样,她总算收到了一封信,上面写道:亲爱的妈妈:他们正在让我们给我们的父母写信。爱你的杰克。”

  关于经典英语小笑话篇3

  No Wonder They Put Her Out

  Jenny, (looking at the crying new baby): Has she just come from

  heaven?

  Mother: Yes.

  Jenny: Well, it's no wonder they put her out.

  肯定是他们把她赶出来的

  (看着不断的哭着的刚出生的婴儿)詹妮问:她是刚从天堂里来吗?

  妈妈:是的。

  詹妮:嗯,那不用问肯定是他们把她赶出来的。

  
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