简短的英文小笑话大全爆笑
笑话是文化的重要组成部分,通过笑话,我们可以了解一个国家的文化内涵。下面是学习啦小编精心收集的简短的爆笑英文小笑话，希望大家喜欢!
简短的爆笑英文小笑话篇一
a patron in montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "this is an outrage," he complained. "the faucet marked c gave me boiling water."
蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着c的龙头流出的是开水。”(顾客以为是cold)
"but, monsieur, c stands for chaude - french for hot. you should know that if you live in montreal."
“可是，先生，c代表chaude-法语里代表‘热’。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。”
"wait a minute," roared the patron. "the other tap is also marked c."
“等等，”那位顾客咆哮一声，“另外一个龙头同样标的是c。”
"of course," said the manager, "it stands for cold. after all, montreal is a bilingual city."
“当然，”经理说道：“它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”
简短的爆笑英文小笑话篇二
你太晚了 You are too late
On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. MY wife did it before you."
在公共汽车上，有个人发现小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里o
"对不起,"他对小偷说，"你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”
简短的爆笑英文小笑话篇三
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”
圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦地问犯人：“你做了什么坏事啊?”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“我今年圣诞节购物早了些”犯人回答。
“There's nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. How early were you doing this shopping?”
“这么做没错啊，”法官说：“到底多早之前啊?“
“Before the store opened, ”answered the prisoner.
“商店开门之前“犯人答道。
简短的爆笑英文小笑话篇四
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent.
有位小老太太去看医生，她对医生说：”医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，因为我放屁不臭而且没声音。
As a matter Of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know l was farting because they don't smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Here's aprescription.
事实上，自从我进了你办公室后，已经放了至少20个屁了，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。"医生说：“好的，我明白了。
Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, ¨I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly.
吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。一个星期后，老太太来了，¨医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音。
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
但是怎么这么臭"医生说：太好了!既然你的嗅觉正常了，门开始治听觉吧。¨
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