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  关于英语笑话对话带翻译篇一

  Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?

  Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

  男孩:嗨,我们之前是不是约会过,是一次还是两次,我忘记了。

  女孩:应该只有一次吧,我从不犯两次同样的错误。

  关于英语笑话对话带翻译篇二

  In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

  "To be deaf," replied the boy.

  "Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

  "Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

  在一次音乐学院的入学考试中,老师问其中一个男孩:"音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么?"

  "耳聋,"男孩答道。

  "胡说!"老师气愤地说。

  "怎么了,先生!难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗?"男孩轻蔑地反问道。

  关于英语笑话对话带翻译篇三

  A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

  Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

  The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

  Bartender: "That should make you happy."

  The man: "No, the month is up today!"

  一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。

  酒吧招待:"你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"

  男人:"我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

  酒吧招待:"那你应该高兴才是啊!"

  男人:"不,今天是这个月的最后一天。"

  关于英语笑话对话带翻译篇四

  The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined . Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of 0. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"

  女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入,男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。

  "不论是谁,一旦违规,初犯将被罚款20美元。再犯要被罚款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么?"

  这时人群中一个男同学问道,"那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱?"

  
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