短一点英语笑话带翻译
冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。学习啦分享短一点简单英语笑话带翻译，仅供参考!
短一点简单英语笑话带翻译：视力训练
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：
班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，长官。”
短一点简单英语笑话带翻译：会为你演奏的
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。
He takes his first sip and sets it down.
他喝了一口放下。
While he is looking around the bar,
当他环视酒吧时，
a monkey swings down
发现一只猴子荡下来，
and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.
该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。
The barman replies the piano player.
服务员回答说是钢琴手的。
The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."
男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”
The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”
短一点简单英语笑话带翻译：送给爸爸的生日礼物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。
短一点简单英语笑话带翻译：我是教历史的
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table
一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭
the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".
妻子问到：“工作上有什么新鲜事吗?”丈夫回答说：“没有，我是教历史的。”
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