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有关于易懂的英语笑话：Naive reasoning 天真的推理
A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"
"Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.
The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."
有个人给他的儿子，一个4岁的男孩讲故事。小男孩注意到他父亲的头上有一缕白发，就问道：“爸爸，你的头发怎么是白的?”
他的父亲想趁机给他上一堂教育课，就回答说：“爸爸的小男孩每顽皮一次，爸爸头上就会长出一根白头发。”
小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地说：“哦，我知道爷爷为什么有那么多白头发了。我想他的儿子们一定也非常顽皮。”
有关于易懂的英语笑话：It Hurts
Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts."
She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, "What happened?"
"She knows now," Jack replied.
有关于易懂的英语笑话：Dirty Magazines
One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."
有关于易懂的英语笑话：School collection
A history joke
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
A history joke
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him!
A history joke
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Circumference!
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
有关于易懂的英语笑话：A witch joke
What's yellow and very poisonous?
Witch infested custard!
A witch joke
Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out!
A witch joke
What do you call a wich made of cotton and has lots of holes in her?
A string hag!
A witch joke
What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?
She was ex-spelled!
A witch joke
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!
A witch joke
Where do witches keep their purses?
In hag bags!
A witch joke
What is the favorite subject of young witches at school?
Spelling!
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