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  关于幽默英语笑话故事:Space Mountain

  Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time and headed straight for Space Mountain.

  I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. To her delight, we rode it twice.

  The next year we returned to the Magic Kingdom, and my daughter, now eight, again dragged me to Space Mountain.

  As we stood in line, though, I could see her soberly studying the signs that warn about the ride's speed.

  "Dad," she said, "I don't think I want to go." I asked her why she would be nervous when she had enjoyed herself last time.

  She replied, "This year, I can read the big words."

  关于幽默英语笑话故事:Ugly Face

  Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.

  Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

  Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Johnny, when I was a

  child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would

  stay like that.

  Johnny looked up and replied, Well, Ms. Smith, you cant say you werent

  warned.

  关于幽默英语笑话故事:Ketchup

  A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.

  The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says,

  "Ketchup!"

  关于幽默英语笑话故事:Baby brother/sister

  For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

  One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.

  Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

  Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

  关于幽默英语笑话故事:Water pistol gift

  When my four-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

  I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

  Mom smiled and then replied, "OH YES! I remember."

 
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