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　　关于趣味英文笑话：Creating A Porn Flick

　　A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually aporno film and it was due out in a month.

　　A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.

　　The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.

　　After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."

　　"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

　　关于趣味英文笑话：Just Like Mom

　　Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny justbounced from one relationship to the next.

　　Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

　　"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

　　"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?"

　　Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

　　"So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"

　　Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."

　　"Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

　　"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her!"

　　关于趣味英文笑话：Chatting Women

　　Two women were chatting and one asked the other,"Mable, do you talk to your husband while you're having passionate intercourse?"Mable answered, "Heavens no! Why would you want to make a phone call at a time like that?"

　　关于趣味英文笑话：Heaven Questions

　　A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.

　　The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, "Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?" "Phew, that one's easy," says the teacher, "The Titanic." "Alright," said St.Peter, "you may pass."

　　Then the thief got his question: "How many died on the Titanic?" The thief replied, "That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people." And so he passed through.

　　Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: "Name them."

　　关于趣味英文笑话：Condom

　　Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain. The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?" "It's a condom," The first lady replies. "Well, where can you buy those?" the second lady asks. "Um... Most people buy them atpharmacies." the first lady replies. So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter. "Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist. "Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused, "Do you know what size you need?" So the lady says, "Well it's got to fit a Camel."

　　
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