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  人们在日常生活中经常听到,读到或自己讲述笑话,笑话产生幽默效果而使人发笑。有很多因素可以导致幽默效果的产生,如说话者的语气,环境,以及笑话中语言的运用。下面是学习啦小编带来的超短爆笑英语笑话,欢迎阅读!

  超短爆笑英语笑话篇一

  A Careless Barber 粗心的理发员

  Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No.   Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.

  理发员:你进来时是不是系着红围巾? 顾客:没有呀。 理发员:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。

  超短爆笑英语笑话篇二

  Cheap price for a horse 便宜的马

  After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for .

  Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:Horse, saddle and bridle for .

  Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?

  Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.

  无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号,读起来成这样了,50元卖马,马鞍和马缰绳。

  一个人衷爱的马死了,他打算在报上登则广告如下:50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。

  马上就有人询问这则广告。这马的价格真是太便宜了,询问者说,马有什么毛病吗?

  哦,它是死的,安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。

  超短爆笑英语笑话篇三

  Big Surprise 大吃一惊

  Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?

  Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.

  Visitor: What was the matter with you?

  Local yokel: Nothing---I was born here.

  游客:住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康?

  乡下佬:是的,先生。我刚到这时,我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。

  游客:你怎么了?

  乡下佬:没什么——我就出生在这个地方。

  超短爆笑英语笑话篇四

  Do remember not to smoke 千万记得别抽烟

  A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!" "Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

  候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人,当医生传唤他时, 他满面愁容的说:“医生,怎么办?我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油!” 医生回答他說:“喔..没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!”

  超短爆笑英语笑话篇五

  Have his photo on the headline 要上头条了

  While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.

  In running, one journalist said to the other:"Can't run any more! What should we do?" "No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.

  两个记者在森林中拍摄熊吃鱼的镜头,忽然熊发现了他们并向他们冲过来,两个记者拼命的跑,最后都要跑不动了。

  一个记者说:“我们怎么办?”这时另一个记者对他的同伴说:“我也不知道,不过我们中的一个要上头条了……”

  
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