儿童英语笑话大全带翻译

　　认错

　　ohn is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。

　　“John!” Teacher says angrily.

　　“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。

　　“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

　　“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。

　　“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。

　　“No one is laughing.” Other students whisper.

　　“没有人在笑呀。”其他同学小声地嘀咕。

　　“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

　　“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。

　　“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfiedwith it.

　　“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是个好孩子。”老师为此感到满意。

　　我没法煮它

　　It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing.

　　这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。

　　Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.

　　突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

　　The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers.

　　鱼被拉出来了。“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。

　　But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

　　但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。

　　At the time, Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks.

　　这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了?”

　　“Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.

　　“因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。