简单英文笑话

　　笑话是以民间口头创作为主的一种文学形式,是现实生活中深受人们喜爱的文娱语体。下面小编整理了简单英文笑话，希望大家喜欢!

　　简单英文笑话：老虎来了

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

　　两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。这时其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?”

　　His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.”

　　他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

　　简单英文笑话：迟到的原因

　　Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?

　　老师:约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

　　Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’

　　约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着“学校—缓行”。

　　简单英文笑话：闪电

　　Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?

　　老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?

　　Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

　　罗伊:因为它击中一个地方一次以后，那个地方就不存在了!

　　简单英文笑话：新西兰的气候

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　老师:马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　马修:先生，那里的天气很冷。

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　老师:错了。

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　马修:可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

　　简单英文笑话：我妹妹的手指头

　　Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

　　老师:凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?

　　Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

　　凯温:对不起。老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。

　　Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

　　老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?

　　Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

　　凯温:噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。