简短的英语小笑话精选

　　笑话从另一个角度反映着人们对于各种现象的态度,笑话是民族幽默的集中体现方式之一。下面是学习啦小编带来的简短的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

　　简短的英语小笑话精选

　　(一)

　　make your own bed

　　Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed.

　　Traveling salesman: That's perfectly all right.

　　Farmer: Here's a hammer and saw. Good night.

　　(二)

　　给父亲账单

　　Send the Bill to My Father

　　Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″

　　Patient: ″then send the bill to my father,please.″

　　给父亲账单

　　医生:“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。”

　　病人:“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”

　　简短的英语小笑话阅读

　　(一)

　　Excited Remarks

　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I’m going to have one of those someday, his dad’s response always was Not as long as I’m alive.

　　One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.

　　激动的话

　　我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车,他就会高兴得哇哇直叫,并激动地说:瞧这辆!瞧这辆,我总有一天也要有一辆。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活着,你就别想有这玩艺儿。

　　一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话,有一辆摩托车开了过去。他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧这辆!瞧这辆!等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。

　　(二)

　　A simple sense

　　Once upon a time, there were two hungry people got a gift: a senior and a basket fresh fishing huge fish. Among them, a person to a basket fish, another a rod, so they parted. Get the in situ fish sticks who build up a fish, and cook bonfires, yet he tasted the fish meat, fish soup, even in he ate, and soon, he starved to death in the empty fish basket. Another person is carrying rod to starve, step by step, hard to the edge, but when he has not seen the blue sea, he was the last bit of strength and make out, he can only with endless regret looking salto earth.

　　And two hunger, they also received a gift elders and a basket fishing rod. But they did not each rush thing, but agreed together to find the sea, they only cook fish, they pass distant journey, came to the sea, and they began a fishing day, after a few years, they built a house, with their families, children, had built a boat, the well-being of life.

　　A person only, get the immediate benefits will be short, One goal, but also to face the reality of life. Only the ideal and the reality, to combine may become a successful man. Sometimes, a simple, but enough to give people a meaningful life.

　　关于简短的英语小笑话

　　(一)

　　BlackBerry or iPhone

　　BlackBerry has just unveiled its new model handset, the Bold, in an effort to match the competition of Apple's

　　iPhone. The latter's intuitive touch-sensitive screen has been a big selling point, but critics say the BlackBerry's

　　keyboard makes it more user-friendly, especially for email. Which gadget tops your wishlist?

　　(二)

　　A Half-price Ticket

　　半价票

　　"How much is the movie ticket?"

　　“电影票多少钱一张?”

　　"Ten dollars, kid."

　　“10美元，孩子。”

　　"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

　　“我只有5美元。请让我进去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”