初中英语笑话带翻译精选

　　笑话是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器，在人们的日常生活中起着重要作用。下面是学习啦小编带来的初中英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

　　初中英语笑话带翻译精选

　　I Never Work after Supper

　　A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don't we save time and eat lunch now?"

　　The hired man agreed. The farm's wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.

　　When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, "While we're still at the table, let's have supper too. " They were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate once more.

　　"Now that the meals are out of the way, " the farmer announced, we can go out and work all day without interruption. "

　　"Oh, no, " the farmhand answered. " I never work after supper.

　　Notes:

　　(1) penny-pinching adj.吝啬的

　　(2) hired hand n. 帮手

　　(3) nuisance n. 讨厌的事物、人、行为等

　　(4) wash up洗

　　(5) be out of the way解决某事

　　(6) interruption n.打断某人

　　Exercises:

　　根据短文选择正确答案：

　　①How many people did the farmer hire to work in his field?

　　A. One

　　B. Two

　　C. Three

　　D. Four

　　② What, according to the farmer, was a nuisance?

　　A. to come back from the field

　　B. to wash up for lunch

　　C. to take time to eat

　　D. All of the above.

　　③ Why did the farmer urge the farmhand to eat three meals together?

　　A. Because the farmhand was always hungry.

　　B. Because the farmer's wife prepared three meals at one time.

　　C. Because he was not willing to let the farmhand have a rest.

　　D. Because the crops in the field had to be harvested in no time.

　　④ We can see from the passage that the farmer

　　A. was too vicious

　　B. did not like the farmhand

　　C. was too mean

　　D. was very hospitable

　　⑤ We can infer from the passage that the farmhand

　　A. was slow-witted

　　B. was very greedy

　　C. was very lazy

　　D. was a clever man

　　19.我晚饭后从不工作

　　一位农场主非常吝啬，不想让他雇佣的帮手停下来休息。一天早上，他对帮手说：“从地里回来，又要洗手吃饭，又花时间，真是太不方便了。我们何不省点时间，现在就吃午饭呢?”

　　雇员同意了。农场主的妻子端进来一些冷肉和油炸土豆。于是，两个人又开始吃起来。

　　吃完后，吝啬鬼说：“既然我们还在桌子边，让我们连晚饭也吃了吧。”这次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和杂烩青菜。于是两个人又吃起来。

　　“现在三顿饭都吃过了，”农场主宣称道，“我们便可以出去一整天不停地干活了。”

　　“哦，不，”那帮手回答说，“晚饭后我从不工作。”

　　练习参考答案：

　　①A②D③C④C⑤D

　　初中英语笑话带翻译阅读

　　Coffee Problem

　　A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .

　　"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.

　　Notes:

　　(1) stabbing adj.刺痛的

　　(2) spoon n.匙子

　　Exercises:

　　根据短文回答下列问题：

　　① Where was the man?

　　② What problem did he have?

　　③ In which eye did he have the problem?

　　④ How did the doctor answer him?

　　⑤ Do you think the doctor was only joking?

　　20.咖啡问题

　　一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办?”他问道。

　　“把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。

　　练习参考答案：

　　① At the doctor's office.

　　② He had a stabbing pain in the eye.

　　③ The right eye.

　　④ The doctor told him to take the spoon out of the cup every time he had a cup of coffee.

　　⑤ No.

　　初中英语笑话带翻译学习

　　Ive Just Bitten My Tongue

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

　　"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

　　"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

　　Notes:

　　(1) poisonous adj.有毒的

　　(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。句中Cause是Because的缩略形式。

　　Exercises:

　　根据短文回答下列问题：

　　① The young snake was a female .

　　② The mother snake was puzzled by the young snake's question.

　　③ The young snake had just eaten something poisonous.

　　④ The young snake was going to die.

　　⑤ The young snake was worried about his survival because he thought his own blood would kill him.

　　21.我刚咬破自己的舌头

　　“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

　　“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

　　“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

　　练习参考答案：

　　①F②T③F④F⑤T