超搞笑的英文小笑话带翻译最短

　　笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体健康。下面是学习啦小编带来的超搞笑的英文小笑话带翻译最短，欢迎阅读!

　　超搞笑的英文小笑话带翻译最短精选

　　(一)

　　"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

　　"孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?"

　　"没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。"

　　(二)

　　A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they're eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old kid came back home and asked his father, "Father, is it expensive to be married?" And the father said, "Yes, son, it is very expensive." So the son asked, "How much does it cost?" And the father said, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."

　　有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：「爸爸，结婚很花钱吗?」爸爸说：「是啊，儿子，非常花钱。」儿子又问：「要花多少钱呢?」爸爸说：「我不知道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊!」

　　超搞笑的英文小笑话带翻译最短阅读

　　(一)

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.

　　Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

　　Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

　　儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。

　　父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗?

　　儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗?

　　(二)

　　Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

　　Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.

　　史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.

　　服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的.

　　超搞笑的英文小笑话带翻译最短学习

　　(一)

　　Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

　　一名伟人

　　老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?

　　学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

　　(二)

　　Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　Man:He is really somebody.What does do?

　　Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery

　　他真是一个大人物

　　小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。

　　男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?

　　小孩：墓地守墓人。

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　　Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,"Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?" "No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket."

　　汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，"你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?" "没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"

　　超搞笑的英文小笑话带翻译最短品味

　　Where is the egg?

　　Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher:Then where is the "egg"?

　　Student:In the cake,Sir.

　　鸡蛋在哪里?

　　老师：你能用"鸡蛋"一词造句吗?

　　学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

　　老师："鸡蛋"在哪?

　　学生：在蛋糕里，先生