两人英语搞笑对话_幽默情景对话阅读
多阅读一些有趣的英语对话，能激起我们阅读英语的兴趣，从而提高英语的阅读能力，今天学习啦小编在这里为大家分享一些两人英语搞笑对话，欢迎大家阅读!
两人搞笑英语对话篇一
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense?!
两人搞笑英语对话篇二
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is>The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
I Wasn't Listening
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?"
"I don't know." the little girl answered.
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know."
"I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.
两人搞笑英语对话篇三
I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
两人搞笑英语对话篇四
he won 他赢了
tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?
johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?
johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
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