2015网络流行语带翻译(2)

　　Definition: piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.

　　衣服堆在椅子上

　　指把衣服都堆在椅子上而不是放衣柜里或挂衣架上。

　　No.7 Cellfish

　　Defintion: an individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.

　　E.g. "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish".

　　光顾着打电话不理别人的自私行为

　　指某人指顾着打电话，同时对身边的人很粗鲁或欠体贴的行为。

　　点餐时你就不能不打电话吗——这样很没礼貌诶。

　　No.8 Nonversation

　　Definition: a completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

　　E.g. Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy. Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

　　没意义的谈话

　　指完全没有价值的对话，没有任何启发、解释或其它可阐述的问题。尤其指在派对上，酒吧里或其它场合发生的对话，因为这些场合也不大可能有太有意义的对话。

　　史密斯：跟那个人聊天简直是浪费时间。约翰：我知道，每次我跟他聊天，我也感觉很没劲。

　　No.9 Destinesia

　　Definition:When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.

　　E.g. John ran down the stairs to the storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list again. Damn you, destinesia!

　　到了地方却忘记当初为何要来

　　当你到了准备要去的地方后，你忘记了当初为什么要去了。经常发生在工作时间，而且会造成很大的挫败感。

　　约翰走下楼来到了仓储室，但是他却怎么也想不起来他要找什么了。因此，他又跑回楼上厨房，又看了一下他的准备清单。妈的，讨厌的健忘症!

　　No.10 Errorist

　　Definition: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.

　　E.g. Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.

　　不停犯错的人

　　某人老是不停的犯错。说着他自认为正确的话，但是任何有常识的人都会知道他是错的。真是个笨蛋。

　　布什又在电视上讲话了。真是个大笨蛋。

　　No.11 Ambitchous

　　Definition: striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

　　E.g. Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.

　　立志要做婊子中的顶级

　　努力争做鸡头(婊子中的顶级)

　　哼!布兰妮睡了我男朋友。嗯，她是婊子中的婊子。

　　No.12 Dudevorce

　　Definition:When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

　　E.g. Spencer and Brody got a dudevorce over Lauren.

　　基友关系破裂

　　指俩个好基友正是关系破裂，原因是因为某个很奇葩的问题上意见不一致，通常是关于某个女孩的问题上看法不同导致。

　　斯宾塞和布罗迪因为劳伦而分手了。

　　No.13 Onlineness

　　Definition: the fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness.

　　经常上网刷朋友圈但却很孤独

　　指为了对任何网络发展做出及时反映经常出现在网上，无论有多重要。这种行为会使人产生极度的孤独感。