关于英语竞赛时的脑筋急转弯

　　英语脑筋急转弯

　　Questions:

　　1.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour

　　自由女神为何矗立在纽约港湾

　　2.Why is Mr. Polite teaching his children foullanguage

　　礼貌先生为何教他孩子脏话

　　3.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the

　　other side when it enters a room

　　猫进房间时为何先朝一边看看又朝另一边看看

　　Keys:

　　1.Because it can't sit down.

　　因为它不能坐下来.

　　2.He's teaching them what not to say.

　　他在教他们什么话不能说.

　　3.Because it can't see both sides at once.

　　因为它不能同时两边看.

　　Notes:

　　1.statue/>st$tju:/ n. 雕像,雕塑

　　liberty/>lib+ti/ n.自由

　　harbour/>ha:b+/n.港湾

　　英语绕口令

　　1 give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, and tip-top sock.

　　给我一双有禁袜带的袜子：悬挂状的，船行的，品质一流的袜子。

　　2 betty and bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

　　betty和bob从大杂货店市场上买了蓝气球。

　　3 susan shines shoes and socks; she ceased shining shoes and socks for shoes and socks shock susan.

　　susan把鞋子和袜子擦亮，她停止了将鞋子和袜子擦亮，因为鞋子和袜子把susan吓坏了。

　　4 sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

　　萨拉看到闪光丝饰品店挂满了闪光丝饰品，好象太阳在店边上发出刺眼的光芒。

　　5 chop shops stock chops.

　　印章店备有印章。

　　6 brad’s big black bath brush broke.

　　brad’s的黑色大浴刷断了。

　　7 six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

　　六条闪亮的鲨鱼吸引人的胫骨。

　　8 don’t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

　　不要纵容那些斜坡的街灯下露营的湿着身子的流浪街童。

　　9 i never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first i felt that felt hat‘s felt.

　　在我了解到那个毡帽的手感后，再也没有觉得哪个毛毡的手感和那次感觉得一样好了。

　　10 what a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show?

　　这幺有形的腰带却用这幺破旧的缝线，多丢人啊。

　　11 thieves seize skis. the blue bluebird blinks.

　　小偷抓住了滑雪板。 蓝色的知更鸟在眨眼。

　　英语笑话故事：Three Blonde Hunters

　　Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.

　　The first blonde says: "I think they're deer tracks."

　　The second blonde says: "No, I think they're bear tracks."

　　The third blonde says: "You're both wrong! They're bird tracks!"

　　Then they get hit by a train.