有趣搞笑的英语谜语精选(2)

　　Air in a hurry.

　　36. What comes after the letter "A"?

　　All the other letters.

　　37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

　　Teapot.

　　38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

　　Short.

　　39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

　　A barber.

　　40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

　　Because he wants to go to high school.

　　41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

　　Water.

　　42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

　　A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

　　43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

　　Because he's dead.

　　44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

　　Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

　　45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

　　Nothing. Because I'm a woman.

　　46. What always travels on foot?

　　A shoe.

　　47. Where can happiness always be found?

　　In the dictionary.

　　48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

　　A pillow.(枕头)

　　49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?

　　He can't read.

　　50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

　　The outside.

　　51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

　　Cool!

　　52. What is never used until it's broken?

　　An egg.

　　53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)

　　It's a lot of bones without the person on them!

　　54. What is dark but made by light?

　　A shadow.

　　55. What can you break with only one word?

　　Silence.

　　56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

　　The light.

　　57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?

　　Because the truck driver was walking.

　　58. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

　　Darkness.

　　59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

　　Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

　　60. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

　　A hole.

　　61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

　　A map.

　　62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

　　The temperature.

　　63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

　　It never eats.

　　64.

　　Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

　　A priest.(牧师)

　　65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

　　Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

　　66. How many great men have been born in London?

　　None. Only babies.

　　67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

　　When you have a hole in your pocket.

　　68. Where can milk be best stored?

　　In a cow.

　　69.What's the hardest thing about learning skating?

　　The ice.

　　70. Why is writing called handwriting?

　　If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.